Ukulele Consultant and Ego Kabuki Critic.
Tapwater Jackson has been performing lobotomies with a broken ketchup bottle since 1953.
Biography of sorts here.
BEN GREENMAN’S GRAPHS ABOUT CHARTS AND CHARTS ABOUT GRAPHS at McSweeney’s
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5