Ukulele Consultant and Ego Kabuki Critic.
Tapwater Jackson has been performing lobotomies with a broken ketchup bottle since 1953.
Biography of sorts here.
From Alexis Madrigal at The Atlantic: “I’ve seen hundreds and hundreds of dolphins. While beautiful, those animals look nothing like the southern right whale dolphin, which looks like an orca whale mixed with an Infinity and a yinyang.”