Ukulele Consultant and Ego Kabuki Critic.
Tapwater Jackson has been performing lobotomies with a broken ketchup bottle since 1953.
When you show up for a dinner party with friends, and the hostess unexpectedly asks you to cook the main course, that is a great compliment — right?
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pslovelittlet said:
yumm.
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hookersorcake said:
Clever. I need to try that. Whenever I have parties I spend the whole time cooking, making drinks, and freshening the bong water.
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