January 2011
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This guy is like Gandhi, only better — he likes puppets.
– Forgetting Sarah Marshall
brittq asked: I am applying to a job at Reed College. Just wanted to rub it in.
brittq asked: I am applying to a job at Reed College. Just wanted to rub it in.
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Andy and Pee-Wee’s Night Out. Who knew SNL was still on television?
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Andy and Pee-Wee’s Night Out. Who knew SNL was still on television?
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From My Spring Syllabus
A seminar is similar to a band, though not quite so tribal and the hygiene is better, but it is still a collective of sorts. We will discuss the deadlines for the first and final drafts of the papers, and determine the nature of the presentation of the papers as a group, but I reserve totalitarian power for the final decision.
If you are being held hostage by Quebecois Separatists and unable to...
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From My Spring Syllabus
A seminar is similar to a band, though not quite so tribal and the hygiene is better, but it is still a collective of sorts. We will discuss the deadlines for the first and final drafts of the papers, and determine the nature of the presentation of the papers as a group, but I reserve totalitarian power for the final decision.
If you are being held hostage by Quebecois Separatists and unable to...
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All Things Must Pass Tribute Concert Site →
Tapwater Jackson adds ukulele in a tribute to George’s All Things Must Pass. Damn, we are old and still playing rock and roll.
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All Things Must Pass Tribute Concert Site →
Tapwater Jackson adds ukulele in a tribute to George’s All Things Must Pass. Damn, we are old and still playing rock and roll.
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Things I Have Needed To Google While Writing Poems...
BY DANIELA OLSZEWSKA, McSweeney’s
Train cases, blue lung, marines uniform underwear, correct pronunciation of caesura, suicide tree house cult, koi ponds, psikhushkas, doll with a head at both ends, how to defer student loan, yogurt mountain birthday club, Gwendolyn Brooks, can a penis literally break in half(?), circumstances under which you can sue your landlord …
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Things I Have Needed To Google While Writing Poems...
BY DANIELA OLSZEWSKA, McSweeney’s
Train cases, blue lung, marines uniform underwear, correct pronunciation of caesura, suicide tree house cult, koi ponds, psikhushkas, doll with a head at both ends, how to defer student loan, yogurt mountain birthday club, Gwendolyn Brooks, can a penis literally break in half(?), circumstances under which you can sue your landlord …
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I Do Not Love You Brown Rice
I do not love you brown rice, even as you sit in the pantry slum for untouchables.
At one time, you waited on a higher shelf to please hippie girls who arrived unannounced looking for you and your bad-ass brother bulgur; and sometimes for me to cook them and talk of revolution and other middle-class fantasies.
Arborio has taken your place and I love it in exactly the way I don’t love...
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I Do Not Love You Brown Rice
I do not love you brown rice, even as you sit in the pantry slum for untouchables.
At one time, you waited on a higher shelf to please hippie girls who arrived unannounced looking for you and your bad-ass brother bulgur; and sometimes for me to cook them and talk of revolution and other middle-class fantasies.
Arborio has taken your place and I love it in exactly the way I don’t love...
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